The Shop
Heavyweight blanks, vintage cuts, and gear built for the daily grind. Every piece supports free tools and guides for dads.
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Apparel
Club Crest Vintage Tee
$29.99


Apparel
Club Crest Heavy Tee
$32.99


Apparel
Club Crest Cap
$25.00


Apparel
Vintage Castle Patch Cap
$31.00


Apparel
Club Crest Hoodie
$54.99


Apparel
Club Crest Crewneck
$47.99


Bags
Club Crest Tote
$24.99


Apparel
Three-panel Fleece Hoodie
$55.20-$61.28


Apparel
Garment-dyed Hoodie
$52.15-$71.38


Apparel
Dad Est. 2026 Cap
$32.99


Apparel
Dad Est. 2026 Tee
$29.99


Apparel
Broke Dads Club Castle Patch Cap
$25.00

Apparel
Broke Not Broken Tee
$19.99-$25.55


Apparel
Distressed DAD Tee
$19.99


Apparel
Dad of All Trades Tee
$19.99


Apparel
Broke Not Broken Tee
$19.99

Gear
First Father's Day Mug
$18.99
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Gear
Castle Pin
$5.00
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Apparel
Club Dog Tee
$19.99


Apparel
Penguin On Pool Float Tee
$19.99
Shop FAQ
Quick answers before you check out.
How long does shipping take?
Most orders ship in 3-5 business days. You will get an email with tracking when it leaves the warehouse.
When is my order made?
Each item is made to order when you buy it. That keeps waste down and lets us run the shop without a garage full of boxes.
What if something arrives wrong?
Email us through the About page contact form with your order details and a photo. We will make it right.
What blanks do you use?
Premium crest tees use garment-dyed Comfort Colors and heavyweight cotton. Fleece is Comfort Colors too. Standard designs stay on soft Gildan cotton at a lower price point.
Where does the money go?
Shop sales help keep the guides and printables free. Wear it if you want. Skip it if the grocery list wins this week.
